Wednesday was like any other normal day at the office. Board room meetings were held, phones were answered, deals were made and money changed hands. Kevin Parker had something more important on his mind then the day to day operations of modern capitalism. He wanted to check on his neighbor to make sure Dave was doing okay.
The two of them had worked in the same office building since Dave and Rebecca had moved in to town. Dave’s desk was on his way to the elevator, so this gave Kevin a perfect excuse to check on his neighbor without being overtly concerned. However, Kevin felt that showing concern was now called for. Dave hadn’t been to work in the last two days since Kevin talked to him in his garage. Kevin had knocked on his door a couple of times and even looked outside while he was watching television to see if he had opened his garage door. He had not.
However, Dave was at work today. Kevin saw him amble in this morning, but he looked . . . different. He looked like he was only partially in this world while whispering to some unknown entity in another world. Dave had a couple of days scruff growing and looked like he had not slept in a couple of days. Kevin knew crack addicts on the side of the road that looked better than Dave did. Those morning images were playing through his head when he walked by Dave’s desk.
“Hey Dave,” Kevin beamed, trying to act as if nothing was wrong. “Where’ve you been, you slacker? I haven’t seen you in a couple of days.” Continue reading
Service of Things: A Short Story
Matt fumbled through the glove box, trying to keep one eye on the God-forsaken stretch of highway that spread out before him while the other eye searched for the map. He grabbed the dog-eared road atlas from under a pile of unpaid parking tickets and flipped it open in the passenger seat. Glancing down at it, he flicked through the pages until he found the one with his stretch of black top heaven on it. He looked reflexively at the glowing amber gas light beside the fuel gauge and sighed before peering back down at the page. His finger traced the black line up until it found the nearest dot.
The sudden thudda-thudda-thudda of his tires on the shoulder brought his attention back to the road in front of him. It looked like he had five miles before the exit for the town. He prayed his car would run on the fumes in the gas tank just long enough to get there.
After a few minutes, Matt followed the exit signs to the off-ramp and pulled onto an unpaved road. Rocks pinged up against the undercarriage of his little sedan as he tried desperately to keep the wheels from slipping to the side. He passed through a corridor of trees before he saw a large tin sign welcoming him to Fawler’s Point. It was vintage 1950s era design – in the places rust had not entirely eaten through.
On his left, just beyond a short grove of weeping willow trees, he saw a large, round orange sign with the name Guy’s Gas in blue block letters. Relief rushed over him and his shoulder muscles relaxed as he patted the dashboard.
“Almost there, girl.” He whispered to his car.
Matt pulled into the gas station parking lot and parked next to a pump that looked as if it had been plucked out of another time. As long as it has gas, it could be the very first gas pump for all I care, Matt thought to himself. He turned off the engine and climbed out of the car. A sign above the pump read “Full Service – Ring Bell for Attendant”. Beside the sign hung a tarnished silver bell with an unraveled string. Matt yanked the strands and listened to the ding-a-ding echo off the faded white-bricked side of the small building. He waited for some sound or movement to indicate he had been heard, but was greeted with only the warm breeze blowing a rusted wind vane atop the station.
Nailing a Fairy- Part One
“Where are you, you little fuckers,” Dave muttered to himself. He sat in his folding lawn chair in his garage staring at the wall. Along the wall were several rat traps. These little beasts had been torturing him for about a week now and he had finally decided that enough was enough. He was going to show them who was king of this castle and put an end to it. He looked at his watch and saw that it was slowly approaching eight o’clock. It should be dinner time for them soon.
“Hey Dave,” Kevin Parker shouted from the end of the driveway, looking at his neighbor sitting and staring at nothingness. “What’re ya doing tonight?” He had been worried about his neighbor since Dave’s wife had let him about two months ago. They had seemed to be such the perfect storybook couple but somehow that storybook couple had a horror movie ending to their relationship. Dave seemed like he was doing fine, but having spent the last hour watching his neighbor sit in his garage staring at nothing, Kevin decided that he had to check on him. He wanted to make sure that Dave wasn’t going to do anything crazy.
Dave took a drink from his beer and looked down at his neighbor. “Just doing a little rat cleansing, Kev,” he shouted back. “These little fuckers have been dropping turds all around my house and chewing on my clothing for a week now, so I figured it’s time to exact a little vengeance.” Dave smiled a grim smile that conveyed how much he would enjoy being the Rat Destroyer. Continue reading
Notes on a Napkin from The End of The World
Right. So let’s get back to this, shall we?
I find the best way to re-engage someone after some time away is to just ramble incoherently until they figure out how to grab hold of the conversation and pull it in some meaningful direction. Given that we’ve had some time away from this blog, let me start babbling and you can take this somewhere more useful in the comments section. Or not. Whatever.
Over the past couple of years, I’ve become quite enamored with the underlying concept of the internet, the new digital world in which we live and how the future is going to play out. I’d like to say I’ve come up with a Single Unifying Theory of The Information Age, but alas it remains just out of reach. What seems clear to me, however, is how technology and our expanding knowledge is fundamentally changing the world. It’s hard to find a corner of society that has not been touched – if not completely rearranged – by computers, the internet and the social-economic-psychological disruptions they have wrought. Newspapers, books, music, film, radio, television, social interaction, communication, banking & financial institutions, social investment (like Kickstarter), education, and on and on, have been turned on their head. As we continue to see the wave of revolution wash over the landscape, I’m sure anything not directly touched will find itself altered indirectly.
We’ve seen smart phones sweep the globe and bring communication and the sum total of human knowledge along with them. On the horizon, I expect robotics and augmented reality to come more to the front. And we’re going to see the future be about automation, virtualization and segmentation. With improved technology and an ocean of sensors – not to mention geo-location and ubiquitous wireless connectivity – there’s going to be a lot that can be done by robots that might previously have been the domain of unskilled laborers. Any products or services that don’t have to be physical, and have not already been overtaken by their digital counterparts (think music or books), will see their monopoly diminish. And with the powerful platform for creation, promotion and distribution that is the internet put into the hands of common people around the world, I anticipate a growing market of niche products and services that can be both implemented and consumed by small groups – unlike the large production and distribution chains needing even larger target markets to be sustainable.
Look at me, prognosticating about the future of technology and society like I have some kind of specialized knowledge or skill set pertinent to the conversation.
Truth be told, I’m just excited about the possibilities. I think there’s going to be some serious growing pains as the world is turned upside down. Established industries are going to suffer losses or fall entirely. Things are going to be in turmoil for a while. But I think the end result is going to be pretty cool.
If you have any thoughts on the matter, I’d love to hear them. Post in the comments below or tell us about it on our Facebook page.
And if this was a boring return, I apologize. We’ll get it next time. Promise.
The Magic Candle
The Hall of Assembly was one of the most ancient gathering places in all of the land. Built during the Time of Dreams, the hall was where the first gathering of men and other folk occurred as they began to lay out the rules for the world that they had awoken to. In this room, the first High King, Athelard of the Humans, had been crowned and all had pledged their allegiance. The columns that supported the marble dome almost looked like their were hewn by the dwarves, as they were well known for their stone work. However, the hall had come into creation long before any dwarf had awoken and walked the world. Some other force had created this room. Those who spent time in here could tell from the first few minutes that the room was enchanted by some magic or another that was older than any spell known on this plane of existence. It was because of the history of this room that seven wizards chose this place as where they were going to save everyone from the evil that walked it. However, the blood that stained the columns would give a casual observer the understanding that old magic does not always protect people.
Ricros Mongothsbeard, the leading wizard of the realm, slowly gathered up his personal belongings from around the room. The candle, a large white magical device of entrapment created by the woodland elves, stood in the center of the room. Inside the flame, Ricros could catch the occasional glimmer of a malevolent face. This, aside from the blood and dead bodies around the room, was the only sign of a job completed successfully. But at what cost? He looked over to the spot where his beloved Breatra Joysword, the Protector of Magic and Guardian of the woodland elves, stood while chanting the words to the capturing ritual that the heads of the Assembly had assisted with.
Everything started perfectly fine. The ritual was led by all seven leaders of the Assembly, each with their own incantation or chant to lead while they extracted the essence of darkness from the Dark One and entrapped him within the flame. However, He had somehow learned about the plan, or had some way to summon his minions because in what seemed the blink of an eye, everything had taken a horrible turn. Insted of one demon of evil, the seven had to face what seemed an army of skeleton warriors, orcs, and other unimaginable evils. The fact that Ricros was the only one still alive was a testament to the fact that some other force interceded to help them in the battle. The bodies of the other six members lay bloodied about in the room, some with all of their proper appendages, others not so lucky. And through it all, Ricros was the only one left to tell the tale.
He sighed as he gathered up the Books of Enchantment. Although the demon had been successful entrapped, Ricros needed to return to tell the members of the Assembly of the deaths that had occurred and to set up a group that would have to maintain a place in the Hall of Assembly. The candle would only last at best a month, and if the flame had somehow gotten extinguished then the magic would end. The Dark One would be trapped with the only person left to serve him – his lonesome self- for the rest of time, or until the candle had died out. Thus the need for a group to maintain the candle was obvious.
The minstrels of the land would sing the tales of bravery of these seven, once Ricros returned. Evil had been vanquished and there was a new-found peace throughout the land. However, if the Assembly did not act quickly, that peace would be very short-lived. Ricros looked at the layout of the room one last time. Being a gnome, the room was large to begin with, considering his size. However, considering how the fate of the world lay within this room and the actions that needed to be taken in it, it began to seem quite cavernous. He ran a hand through his white hair, his badge of pride for his one hundred and fifty-seven years of life he had lived thus far, and sighed. He longed for a glass of the fine port the human high lord had given him years ago. A glass of port, a warm fire to drink it in front of and . . . Tears began to well up as he looked over at Breatra. She would not be able to join him as she did every night when he would rest in front of the fire. But there was no time to dwell on what would not be. He looked one more time at the face he would never seen again, and with a way of his hands, he was gone.
“You remind me of the blog . . . the blog with the power . . . “
Gentle readers of thotplaces,
I hope that some of you were wondering where we’ve been. Well, Jeremy and I have been up to a large number of hi-jinx and insanity that includes some of the following: Continue reading
She Undid the night . . .
…and he was almost shocked when she went to slip into something ‘more comfortable’, since he knew this secret thing about her he discovered, back when he broke up with his psychotic ex-girlfriend. She was his mother in class and talked for adoption. He had connected with her and with the fear that inspired them to chat and this fear that so often accompanies first dates of sex and pauses.
Later on, he knew of her son. And how he watched her lay in bed due to a drug deal gone wrong.
Somewhere in the night she told him to be close and naked. He knew he shouldn’t. They crawl, they always crawl
Somewhere is his mother in a negligee. She excused herself and he thought she was gorgeous even though she was five months with child. He thought about his chances. Fate had brought him his psychotic ex-girlfriend. She carried ten foot long spears weighted with impact. The police report later would say the air was heavy with panda bear laughter from the nearby outdoor bar.
“Steel,” he thought. Like a dutiful son, her son. He was not her son. She yelled at him for that.
They sat and talked for a while. He figured it was fate inviting him back to her, to be inside. She is the universe and the universe abhors such a thing. They wanted to give up a cup of coffee for the gun.
Somewhere in the last break up he decided to sit next to her. She undid the night, and used the stars to fill the awkwardness of the space between them.
Somewhere in the trunk of a nearby garden he thought how a mother’s life was undone by the passing of a car.
They made plans for adoption. He had left her with a five month old.
“Flowers,” he thought about how his life wasn’t. He thought how her laugh sounded exactly like his mothers…and how his mother’s body broke apart on impact. He knew, he was horrible. He thought about…
So about that whole Script Frenzy thing . . .
So here we are at the two week mark for Script Frenzy, and I bet you are wondering how many pages I have done of my script. If you look back to last week, I had . . . what, one page done? So, here’s my dramatic update.
*Cue dramatic update music*
I am at one page.
Yup, I have gone ahead and not done a blessed thing on my adaptation of my novel from last year. Every time I thought about working on it, one of the other ideas I had kept popping up and saying “Hey, write me! Write me! Screw that adaptation! I’m more important.”
So, instead of working on a script, I have started work on another novel. My goal? To do a half NaNoWriMo and write 25,000 words by the end of the month. Will I be able to do it? Meh . . . maybe. But at least it will be a start. The prologue I posted from yesterday is part of the writing. I hope you enjoy, and dear Script Frenzy gods, I’ll give it a shot next year.
Prologue
Medical Journal of Doctor Janette Harrison- April 23, 201-
Fifth day of relative peace and quiet while her in Ethiopia. Apparently this little experiment of mine won’t be as bad as what I thought it was going to be. The locals are relatively peaceful and have been very welcoming. The heads of the Doctors Abroad program had covered covered all the possible scenarios that I could come across before they sent me here. So far, the best case has been the norm instead of the exception.
There has been one odd case that came into the tent today though. I have to do some research to see if this is normal for people in this area. I had a young girl, about early twenties, come in today. She had a slight cough, which wasn’t the odd thing. She had a skin infection of the sort that I had not seen in years. It was not like most cases of eczema that I had seen over here in the United States. It was more like actual scales that were laid on top of this young girl’s skin. I had asked her when this had happened. Unfortunately the translator that was assigned to our section was off on some personal errand. The best that I could put together was that something had bit her at some point an this is when everything began.
I gave her some antibiotic cream that may help. With the climate in this area being what it is, I am not sure if it will have much of a difference. When the translator comes back tomorrow, I’ll try to find out more information on what exactly had happened to cause this sort of an odd infection.
I almost forgot. I withdrew a sample of blood to begin some tests tomorrow. Maybe there is some sort of new infection being transferred by mites that I’ll be able to discover. But that’s just young, idealist doctor speak for making my time in Africa worth something. We will see what tomorrow holds.
Baseball Meets Havana- The Marlins New Look for Baseball
Opening Day has now come and gone. The first games have been played, and the games finally count. (Of course, in all honesty, the first games of the season were played a couple of weeks ago in Japan . . . but I’ll get to that.) Baseball is back. But, not everybody is happy. Continue reading

