Since Jeremy is busy redesign the page and drawing happy little trees and happy little clouds, I’ve decided to take a few moments and cover his column. Now, I want to warn you in advance, even though the title would lead you to believe otherwise, watchchicks.com is completely suitable for work. Unless, maybe, you work for a vegan organization.
Watchchicks.com was created in Richardson, Texas by an ingenious man who owned some chickens and a couple of roosters. He decided that these little yummy noisemakers with legs could one day help him make some money. So he did as any good pimp would do, and put his ladies on the web. His dream goal: get enough internet traffic to the page so he could eventually sell the URL to the porn industry.
The page offers a couple of different options. The main option, is of course, a live webcam feed of the chickens, 24 hours a day. Occasionally, one of the roosters may make an appearance. Of course, you may think, how can I watch these lovely ladies when it gets dark. Don’t worry. According to the site, the “cam goes into nightvision mode after dusk, but the girls need their beauty rest too; you may not see them until it is light again.” So for you lovers of things fowl, you may be able to get your fill any time, day or night.
The site also offers a page for eggs. Currently, they have not decided to hatch any. But if that becomes an option, there will be a cam set up so you can watch the miracle of life unfold. This way, you don’t have to find the footage you took of little Timmy exploding forth from your wife. There’s also a page listing the lovely ladies and their sexy suitors. Finally, no chickens walking around? Need to get your fix? There’s a page of multiple pre-recorded videos from previous days events with the ladies. The creator of this site leaves no stone unturned.
So, if you are in the mood for some voyeuristic chicken watching, find watching nature relaxing, or just have a thing for things with wings, then by all means check out watchchicks.com. You won’t be sorry that you stopped by.
