Sometimes, I wish I could make things like this up.

Apparently, Dunkin Donuts, the true gods of donut making, came up with a marketing idea aimed at selling to the people of China. Apparently pork donuts go over well in the home of Chinese food. And, in an even odder turn of events, apparently Lebron James, a man who is truly the epitome of humility (all sarcasm included) is a big celebrity over there.

According to the CEO of Dunkin Donuts in a Reuters interview, “”Donuts are a very flexible product. You can do savory donuts, you can do donuts with shredded pork — that’s in China.” So, it makes me wonder, what else can they do with donuts? Make chicken donuts? Salmon donuts? I remember the one time I ordered a salmon, spinach and chocolate chip omelette when I was young . . . Hey Dunkin Donuts, can you make that into a donut to help remind me my worst food decision every in my life?

What would be another weird food/celebrity spokesperson combo that could come up?

Seaweed and pork . . . two great things that go . . . great . . . together?